5 Things That Happen In Movie Sex Scenes That Don’t Happen In Real Life

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It’s plain and simple, like Mitch in City Slickers said, “Women need a reason to have sex.  Men just need a place”.  We all watch movies and we all have the “Awww I want that” thought, but wake up ladies! The day a sexy hot billionaire, eyeing you in a club, and then whisking you away in his private helicopter are about as likely to happen as seeing a unicorn fly and pee glitter!  Here are five things that happen in movie sex scenes that, unfortunately, just don’t happen in real life:

1)       You wake up with your make up still looking flawless – sike!  You know we all wake up after a night of dancing with mascara and eyeliner under the eyes, our breath smelling like tequila shots, and uh…  chances are “that guy” just might not be as good looking as he was with your drunk eyes in dark club.

2)       It gets so intense that he rips your clothes off – false!  I’m sorry, but if a man rips my favorite top or pencil skirt I’d be sending him an invoice the morning after!  Don’t rip my clothes! Unless of course, you’re Mr. Grey!

3)       The sheet is covering all the right places – yeah right!  You know, it’s just over his legs, but showing off his nice firm butt, and covers your nipples just slightly to give him a tease?  You know right??  No.  The sheet is always in the wrong place. It’s wedged between your legs where he should be or gets tangled when you’re trying to change positions and your foot gets stuck – yeah, that’s the sheet I know.

4)       The romantic caressing and cuddling after awesome sex – haha!  If he doesn’t cum and pass out or go off and start playing Call of Duty you’ve got a charmer lady!  No man “just cuddles” any more… and ladies, we’re guilty too, of just rolling over and tweeting about “this guy” before we even put our panties back on.  #bringbackcuddling

5)       Awesome first thing in the morning sex with the sun beaming through the shades – huh? This does not happen, especially if you have kids!  First thing in the morning are all you girl. Getting the kids ready for school, packing lunches, or taking 45 minutes to blow dry your hair before work.  Or, if you’re like me – part of the 5amclub you’re already in the gym doing squats before he wakes up. Nope – ain’t nobody got time for that!

 

 

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7 Celebrities Who Are All About Sex

Most modern day celebrities have it all; fancy cars, million dollar mansions and people that wait on them hand and foot. With so many of life’s luxuries at their disposal, it should come as no surprise that many celebrities are obsessed with another form of instant gratification — sex. The following is a list of celebs that, besides being known as giants in their respective industries, are also just as well known for being all about sex.

Taylor Swift

Will Taylor Swift ever, ever, ever keep her legs together? I guess you don’t really have to when you’re a blonde bombshell millionaire in your mid-twenties.

 

 

Howard Stern

Known to his loyal fans as being, “The King of all Media”, Howard Stern has a reputation for being as obsessed with sex as he is with Bababooey’s teeth.

Tracy Morgan

“I’m gonna make you pregnant” is Tracy Morgan’s signature line. If he’s not taking his lines from a script he’s usually talking about women’s feet and his strange affinity for c-section scars… Yikes!

 

Katie Price

Her celebrity status definitely isn’t as big in the US as it is in England, but after announcing that she was having a 48-hour sex marathon back in 2009, Katie Price’s name will always be associated with sex.

 

David Duchovny

This ex X-Files star was so vocal about his sex addiction that it actually helped him land a leading role in the Showtime series, “Californication”.

 

Jesse James

Remember this guy? If so, you’d probably like to forget. Jesse James turned from “bad boy” to straight up scumbag in the eyes of the public after cheating on Sandra Bullock with tattoo artist Kat Von D.

 

Tiger Woods

Maybe the most infamous celebrity turned sex addict, Tiger Woods’ obsession with sex cost him his marriage, millions of dollars in endorsements and the respect of the general public.

5 Old School Musicians People Still Make Love To

Lots of people use music in order to set a certain mood. For example, if you were having a formal dinner party, you might play some soothing classical music or light jazz. On the other hand, if you were setting up a dungeon where you would torture puppies, you might want to play some Katy Perry. Of course, when it comes to choosing a playlist of songs to make love to, your personal musical preference plays a big role. However, just in case you need some suggestions, we’ve created a list of artists that you can’t go wrong with. As long as you play these albums in the bedroom, you’re bound to get lucky!

 

With titles like, “Let’s Get It On” and “Sexual Healing”, you can’t go wrong with Marvin Gaye as far as artists to make love to are concerned. This is definitely the go-to artist when it comes to playing sexy music.

 

 

Although his name is Prince, he’s the king of sexual music. Besides “1999”, nearly every song in Prince’s library holds up in the bedroom.

They might be labeled as being “Electronic Music”, but it’s the sexiest electronic music around. Rather than having a hardcore, beat-driven pace, Depeche Mode’s music is sexy as well as catchy. The best part is that after having sex with their music in the background, there’s no way you can hear them again without being transported back to that time.

 

Nothing gets you in the mood like the riffs of rock Gods "Led Zepplin". Listen to explosive solos as you climb your very own stairway to heaven

Arguably one of the sexist voices in music, Barry White has a giant library of sensual and successful albums. He has 106 gold albums - 41 of which went on to achieve platinum status. Simply put, Barry White makes “baby making music”.

Armie Hammer Talks About Sex & Playboy

When an actor has a new movie coming out they are usually out promoting their film and talking about it. It seems that Armie Hammer rather talk about sex and Playboy instead of the normal stuff that all other celebrities tend to talk about. Hammer talks about a possible role in the infamous “Fifty Shades of Grey” movie as well as where he took his wife on their first date. It’s all about having fun on these interviews right? Well, we will see.

When it comes to Playboy Hammer knows it all too well, he states, “I almost got kicked out of eighth grade for selling Playboy. Me and this guy had a ring where we’d bring magazines packaged with a bottle of lotion to school and sell them to the kids for $20. Then I got called into a teacher’s office. He said, ‘I’ve heard you’re bringing in these nudie magazines.’ I said, ‘Nope, not me.’ He went, ‘So you wouldn’t mind if we checked your locker?’ Which he then went and did. We’d stashed the actual magazines in bushes by the school, but there was a ton of lotion in the locker. All he could say was, ‘Why do you have so much lotion?’ I said, ‘I get dry hands.’ They couldn’t prove I was selling the magazines, so I got away with it. Fun!”

Most people are waiting to see who gets to play Christian Grey and his lover in the film adaptation of the “Fifty Shades of Grey.” Hammer had this to say about it, “No one actually offered me the movie, but while I was working on ‘Long Ranger’ my agent brought it up, and I said, ‘Nope.’ I mean come on- it’s just mommy porn. I’m not going to sit on top of a laundry machine in spin cycle reading about putting a ball gag in someone’s mouth. That doesn’t do it for me.” Well, we all know that he is not a fan of the series of books.

Usually first dates are all about romance and getting to know someone. Well, Hammer had a nice adventurous date planned, but that got ruined when the weather ruined it he had to change it up. He reveals what their first date was, “My wife and I were supposed to go skeet shooting on our first date, but it started to rain so we ended up going to a bunch of art galleries and then a porno store instead.”

Hammer definitely sounds like a fun dude, but taking a woman to a porn store, really? That totally wouldn’t have gone good with other women!

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