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5 Things He Wants To Hear In Bed

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Some guys like talkers, some really, really don’t. If you’ve gotten away with a few random statements here and there, you likely have a man on your hands who wants to hear more. You’re in luck! Successfully talking during sex can be one of the most intimate, fun, and memorable experiences you can have. Try new things, and add a couple staple sex slogans, and you’re sure to keep him smiling.

 

What To Do

A guy might have mad chops in the bedroom, but that doesn’t mean he can’t use a pointer or three here and there. Every woman is different, and he wants you to be different, so tell him all of the out-of-the-ordinary things you want him to do, and see where it gets the two of you.

 

“Harder”

It might happen early in the sexual encounter or later, but it’s always hot to let him get a little rough with you. Tell him you want it harder, but make sure you make eye contact the whole time: it will be hotter for you both, and your facial expressions will be cues to pull back or go further still.

 

You’re Climaxing

Telling a guy you’re about have an orgasm is one of the hottest thing you can say during sex. Preface it with “Don’t stop.” Never fake it, however. Once you go down the When-Harry-Met-Sally café scene road, he’ll never try harder to actually get you there, and you’ll be relegated to an unsatisfying sex life for the duration of your relationship. Worse yet, if he finds out you faked it, you’ll lose his trust.

 

How Good He Feels

He wants to hear how big he is, how well he fills you up, how good he does you and how much you want to feel him cum. The list goes on, but it will be more exciting if you wing it. Be genuine, and try to avoid clichés.

 

A Religious Experience

Whether you’re yelling out “OH GOD!” or “OH Allah!” or ‘OH logic, evidence, and physical matter in a biological configuration!” never underestimate the satisfaction he will derive from giving you an orgasm so powerful that you’re calling out to the fates (or lack thereof).

5 of the Weirdest Sex Positions

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New and different sex positions don’t have to be a joke among your friends, but it’s way more hilarious if they are. Just practice a little common sense and you can take full advantage of some “weird” positions that turn out to be delightful variations on your routine. Or you might just cause serious bodily harm to each other. The choice is yours! Don’t say you were not warned.

The Kitchen Sink

Yes, you can have everything the weird reaches your sexual desire can fathom, including the kitchen sink. Shift her rump into the sink so she’s balancing on the ledge. Extra ‘Weird’ points for stacking up Hungry Man TV dinners for height, and creative use of the faucet spray wand. Points are deducted if she lands in last week’s lasagna dishes.

The Harness

Hope you got your knot-tying badge in Boy Scouts. It only takes a length of sturdy rope and your bedroom door to build a stationary sex swing. Loop the two upper corners of the door and then create a harness for her legs. Double points for any knots a seaman would be proud of; points deducted for closing the door and forgetting to take her down when you’re finished.

The Reverse Chicken Fight

This one requires four bodies, and one body of water. If you’ve ever played chicken at the beach, you know how this works — the girls are just backwards. This configuration (guys back to back) also has the added benefit of avoiding the dreaded, accidental sword fight. She will thank you later.

The Slinky

You’re going to get stares (actual stares) if you ever tell anyone you tried this. Start out 69ing on the top of the staircase — it’s much easier if they’re carpeted. Then flip positions on each other as you inevitably slide down the stairs mimicking, you guessed it, a Slinky. Extra points for backbends or handstands without a trip to the emergency room; points deducted for rug burns.

The Double Axel Lasso Lift

Starting face to face and then lifting her above your head, balance her on her palms with your arms extended upward while spinning in a counter-clockwise direction. Extra points for any change of position during the lift, clockwise and counter-clockwise rotation reverses, turning a carry lift into a rotational lift, and a release to one hand during dismount. Points deducted for briefly considering trying it while furrowing one’s brow, and opting instead for the missionary position.

5 Ways To Help Your Woman Climax

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For guys, it’s easy to take orgasms for granted. After all, the only thing needed is a free hand and a few minutes. But for some girls, it’s not that simple. That’s why we’ve come up with a short list of ways that you can help your girl achieve the ever elusive climax.

Use Foreplay

Many women can achieve an orgasm on their own by master bating so why not help them out? She’ll be happy you’ll be able to observe her technique.

Perform Oral

Some women can’t have an orgasm through oral stimulation alone, but it can’t hurt to try.

Try Different Positions

Many women can’t achieve an orgasm unless they’re in a certain position, which, of course, tends to be their favorite. Make it your mission to find that position.

 

Switch Speeds & Angles

Whether it’s in a car or in the bedroom, guys usually like to go one speed – fast. Switch up your speed as well as the angle of your approach and she’ll find it to be a much better ride.

 

Use Toys

Sex toys don’t have to be a last resort. They can be fun anytime but what better excuse do you need to try them out than to help your girl have a faster, stronger orgasm?

5 Things Everyone Should Know About The Penis

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I think it’s safe to say that women want to know as little about the penis as possible. Mostly because, in comparison to men, women have to do very little to make a guy horny. However, just in case you’re a girl (or guy) that wants to know everything there is to know about the one-eyed monster every guy has a proper name for, here you go.

 

Vibrators Work on a Penis Too

Some men that have problems ejaculating are prescribed medical-grade vibrators, but experts agree that they aren’t much stronger than store-bought vibrators.

 

3 to 5 Erections Every Night

You read it right. Most men have between 3 and 5 erections every night. The erections usually occur during the REM (Rapid Eye Movement) phase of sleep.

 

Foreskin Funk

The foreskin has an inner surface that resembles the inside of your eyelid and it evolves from the same tissue as the clitoral hood. The moist environment may be the reason why men with foreskin have increased STD rates.

 

A Tale of Two Dicks

Diphallus is a medical condition in which a male is born with two penises. However, the condition is extremely rare and in most cases, neither organ functions properly.

 

Record Holder

Horst Schultz holds the record for the farthest ejaculation. He ejaculated over 18 feet. We feel sorry for whoever had to measure.