How to Take A Sexy Selfie

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Tips on a Taking a Sexy Selfie

 

Everyone does it!  The mirror selfie, the stuck in traffic selfie, the Starbucks selfie and of course the “…but first #seflie” posts, so here are a few tips on how to take a sexy selfie … but first… #sexyselfie:

 

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Let’s start by defining “sexy”, shall we?  According to Webster this, adjective is defined as “sexually interesting or exciting; radiating sexuality.” So think about it – your selfie needs to be enticing, mysterious, and interesting. After talking to a few men, all with different ideas of the sexy women, their common answer was CONFIDENCE!

 

Sexy is a confident women! Plan and simple – if you’re going to take a selfie, own that shit! Put your hand up on your hip (when I dip, you dip, we dip), show off those legs, or pop out that booty!  Girl, take pride in your sexy parts.  Now, by taking pride, don’t reveal all your goodies!  Sometimes more is less.  Meaning, show off dat ass, but don’t bend so far over your vajaja is hanging out.  That is not sexy, that is soft porn, and you’ll probably get the boot from IG!

 

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Next, check your surroundings PLEASE!  Don’t end up as a #selfiefail! You will be forced to delete your account and open a new one to start over!  Put the toilet seats down and get your yesterday panties off the floor.  Moms, you’re sexy too, just make sure your kids are not photobombing!  On and Stuck in traffic seflies – please make sure you are ACTUALLY stuck in traffic; if not your Ray-Ban reflection will snitch!

 

Lastly, no more duck lips.  After the age of 14, duck lips are NOT cute and on the opposite side of the sexy scale radar.  Now, if you are a make-up artist and are showing off your latest lip gloss, ok, there are sexy lip selfies; however, the duck face fad is over!  Like… that snuggie you bought a few years back and ashamed to pull it out when guests are over.  Store the duck lips with the snuggie!

 

Now… go own that selfie girl!